A Short Piece Composed in Honor of My Computer.
01 May 2003-10:57 a.m.
I hate my computer. I hate it. I went and bought a new printer the other day stupidly thinking that I could install a new printer. There aer 7 steps. That's it. surely I could do this. BUT NO. I can't. Why? Because everytime I ever try to do somethingto my computer it inevitably fucks up. So now I have no printer and higher blood pressure. I have no idea why it won't work. I followed all the instructions. It's turned on. It's connected. There only the one place you can plug it in. It's not hard. A child could understand. AND YET IT CONTINUES TO NOT WORK!!! I fucking hate it.
This is me calmed down. Last night after two hours of trying to make it work. LEt me add that every time i would reach back and make sure the printer cable was connceted, I'd come back to my computer and the mouse wouldn't work. Not at all. I would have to turn the computer off, to get my mouse back. What the hell is that about?! I was so angry and frustrated. The night ended with me sobbing in frustration and screaming obscenities. Really yelling. Words have not yet been invented that could express my feelings. Nothing can upset me like trying to deal with my computer. Nothing. And it's because no matter what I'm tryingto do to it, it never works. Never. So the stuff I bought to make my computer a little nicer, my computer refuses to accept. So you know what. I say fine. Fine! I will just go buy a new one. I hate this one anyway. It's 6 or 7 years old. Probably why nothing works. I hate it. I was so upset last night. All I can say is thank god the stores were already closed becasue I would have gone in a fit of rage and bought an entire new system. I tend to not think to rationally when I'm that upset. Large sums of money get spent and it's not pretty. I'm still upset enough to do it. I mean if I can't get the damn printer to work, I'll have to take it back anyway. We won't even talk about the internal CD-RW drive I bought for it. Suffice to say that if I can't even get a printer installed you do not want to hear what I think of the instructions for putting in the drive. Yeah that's gonna go back too I think. I can't fix it. That guy is going to take a look at it later. I don't want to be here when he does.
I think I'll just stop talking about it now as it just pisses me off to no end. Bloody fucking computer!