M.A,S.H
12 June 2003-1:48 p.m.
So thank you rdg for showing me this. Now I know that I will marry a Jason drive a yellow mini cooper, while raising 5 children in my house and supporting them all with my writing career in Ireland. Now I said "Jason" cause I know a lot of them. I didn't have a particular one in mind so that will be a surprise. I don't know how I'm going to fit all my children in a mini cooper. I suppose Jason will have a bigger car. I also hope he has a high paying job because writers in Ireland are not exactly rolling in money. It's going to take a lot to feed all those kids. Maybe I'll write books about birth control. and a house. Not that I mind living in a house, it's much better than a shack, but still I hope it's a big house, I want everyone to have their own bedrooms. Oh and my kids will have the most adorable accents. I'm excited already. So any of you Jason's out there, it's time to get married and move to another country. We need to start soon as I'm suppose to have these 5 kids and my biological clock is tickin' You know it's fate. M.A.S.H said it is to be. I can't wait for my new car!